Your name is KANAYA MARYAM and you are TIRED.


Permanent M!A(s): Able to become human, ice powers

Current M!A(s): Healing powers (ends 02/20)

And I Am Primitive


             Well, that was unexpected. Last time he checked in memories, Kanaya had said nothing about such a power she could wield just like so. Was that really even Kanaya there? Or someone else, almost like a lookalike? Oh well. Time to approach and try not to make himself look like a stalker or something creepy.


                                             "Uh… Hey, are you, I dunno… Named Kanaya? You remind me a lot of her, with appearance an’ all— Save for the human form." Well that was certainly not awkward at all, Red. Why don’t you just were a legendary Pokemon mask and scare little kids? Call it a day, why don’t’cha.

                Even if it was Kanaya, would she even recognise him? The Champion’s appearance had… Gone through slight changes since the last year he’d seen her. Hell, they hadn’t even seen each other in nearly a full-blown year, and possibly more for her. What was it the trolls called it…? Sweeps? Whatever.

                       Kanaya’s gaze snapped up as she backed away at the voice. Familiar, but in all the trauma of her past year, she could not place it. Memory was becoming difficult for her; she didn’t want to admit it, but she had suffered far too much, and her mind was likely deteriorating. 

        “How do you know my name?”


yes boyfriend owner of the aforementioned dick

hes gettin sick though too so hopefully this doesnt turn into some ridiculous gross sickfest

That Sounds Horrible 

At Least You Two Can Cuddle Without Worry Then





Frozen Rose

this actually looks really neat

why isn’t this called fROSEn

let it go


that sucks tho im sorry about that chica

and im sorry youre not doin so hot

im gettin sick but thats ok cause im in bed and have zero obligations currently

Do You At Least Have Someone To Take Care Of You Or Something



well im sure had you the option youd have your boyfriend/girlfriends bits stashed in your inbox too


howre you

Thats Because I Hardly Get To See Him David 

Im Doing All Right I Suppose 

Could Be Better 

And As For You



kanaya no

Kanaya Yes 

tags → #bastardkind 

I Pretty Much Slept Through Today

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tags → #Whoops #Text 
*casually flops onto because oops she missed her troll friend*




How Have You Been Love

Yes. Friends. No matter how many times a freak behind a mask tries to push us together.


Well, y’seem more than sensible enough to raise a kid right. Probably know a lot more than I ever will regarding that kind of thing, anyway.

You Two Are Both In The Most Horrible Stage Of Denial 

If You Dont Make A Move Ashura Someone Else Will 

The Whole Complex He Has Is Very Attractive To Girls For One Reason Or Another 

And I Can Tell Hed Be Most Happy With You 

But If You Wait Too Long It Wont Matter 

Raising A Child Is In My Blood So I Know I Can Do It 


if i dont settle i wwont get any at all
i feel like ivve resolvved myself to that fate
not gettin any at all

im gonna look back and see that the people i lovved are happier wwith someone else and wwhile im going to be happy for them

there wwill be no pain more acute than that

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Well I Beg To Differ But We Are Different People 

I Think You Should Talk To The One You Think You Have No Chance With And If It Doesnt Work You Should Wait For Someone Else 

Thats What I Did And I Couldnt Be Happier Now 

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(Source: kanayatheauxiliatrix)

Listening To Love Songs And Thinking Of Dave The Entire Time Is Such A Great Feeling

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